i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
"What you lack, is something that cannot be taught."
"You’re not scary.”
Well Dean Hardscrabble,
Bobby from Kansas
would beg to differ.
BEST POST EVER
Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
Pokemon from the darkest pit of hell maybe.
and then there is this thing.
Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts
I’m so glad I’m procrastinating going to bed because if I had gone to bed I wouldn’t be crying laughing at this.
Rare footage of Professor Xavier smacking Star-lord in the face with a keyboard.